Because I have nothing better to post, as a testament to the dullness of my life, I give to you The Trans Siberian Orchestra:
I saw a headline today: 12 Things You Should Never Say To Your Boss. I didn't read the article, but my guess is "You're a frapping moron" would top that list. Ask me why that's the first thing that pops to my mind.
My cat is starting to drive me nuts. After 9 years of aloofness, she has all of the sudden become super clingy. My behind cannot hit a chair anywhere but that she's trying to crawl into my lap. That would be OK if she would just sit still. But no, she's busy running laps (no pun intended) in my lap. She butts at my hands, which puts a bit of a damper on my knitting attempts. If I sit in my computer chair, she stands up beside it and paws at me the whole time, meowing all the while. She's become quite the little attention hog.
Squeaky says, "Oh, I see how you're gonna be. Fine. I'll just sit over here. I won't even look at you."