I suppose it depends on your definition of crazy.
I want to learn Latin. Seriously. I want to learn to speak Latin.
Sometimes, when a certain person at work is being his same jerkwad self, I look at him and think to myself, "I really wish I could say 'From now on, I'm only going to speak to you in Latin." That would shut him up.
Then I wonder if I've been watching The Big Bang Theory too much.
And then I need chocolate.
Lots and lots of chocolate.
Chocolate makes everything better.