Dear Everyone

If you would stop interrupting me every two seconds, and actually let me -- you know -- finish a sentence, you just might find I will have already answered the questions you keep interrupting me to ask.

So, please stop.  Just stop.

Interrupting, I mean. 

The world will be a better place if people would just shut up and listen once in a while.


Thank you.

That is all. 

Dear Everyone Everywhere

If you see me sitting there quietly reading my book, do not--I repeat:   

do not

walk up to me and tell me to wake up.

You are not cool.  You are not "cute".  And honestly, if you are too blanekty-blank stupid to know the difference between reading and sleeping, you are too blankety-blank stupid for me to want to talk to anyway.

So just stop it already, before you end up with a broken nose.  Or worse.

Seriously.

Thank you,

That is all.