Yes!

If I ever get married again, I'm definitely going to release The Kraken. 

At work today, I was teasing Group Leader Fernando.  Supervisor Alex was standing there, too, and I said, "Alex, look over there so I can knock Fernando in the head."  Alex replied, "Hey, I didn't see $#@&.  Fernando slipped and fell.  That's how he hurt himself."

I like Supervisor Alex.

Tuesday when I was in Bass Pro Shops, I was in the archery department looking at some recurve bows.  I want one so badly!  The sales man came over and asked if he could help me.  I said, "Not unless you want to be my sugar daddy." 

Yeah, I kinda wish I'd thought that one through.