Y'all Thought I Was Joking

And these are just the ones I could lay my hands on without getting out of my computer chair.  There are more.  If I got them all out at once, I think I would frighten myself. 

I apologize for the brevity (and boringness) of my posts here lately.  These 10 hour work days leave me with precious little to talk about. 

I have made one important discovery, though.  There is a direct correlation between how hard it rains and how well I sleep.  It came a gully washer last night, and I slept soooo well.  It almost makes me wish it would rain every night. 

On the other hand, throw thunder into the mix, and all bets are off.