One Sock Completed, Sir!

When I was in Navy boot camp, and we had to do our PT, at the end of each lap, we were required to shout in unison, " [Company] K087, One lap completed, sir!" 

Now, every time I finish the first sock of a pair, I always think of that and say, "one sock completed, sir!"

And here we have one sock completed.  Sir. 

I slept good last night, thanks to a dose of The Green Elixir of Death.  I wish I could take it during the week, but the hangover would be too bad.  I think I really would sleep through the alarm then!