Friday, November 15, 2013

Dear CoWorker

No, I'm not sick.  I just felt like blowing my nose 4387 times today because it's so much fun.

Yes, it's a head cold.  No, it will not turn into the flu.  They are caused by totally different viruses.  No, it won't turn into pneumonia, either.  It's a runny nose,  not bronchitis. 

Yes, it will go away on its own, even if I don't do anything for it. 

No, I'm pretty sure I won't have to go to the hospital, but thank you for asking.  Now, please go away. 

Thank you,

That is all. 

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