No, I'm not sick. I just felt like blowing my nose 4387 times today because it's so much fun.
Yes, it's a head cold. No, it will not turn into the flu. They are caused by totally different viruses. No, it won't turn into pneumonia, either. It's a runny nose, not bronchitis.
Yes, it will go away on its own, even if I don't do anything for it.
No, I'm pretty sure I won't have to go to the hospital, but thank you for asking. Now, please go away.
That is all.