I woke up and found my jewelry box lid in the dog food bowl.
I don't know why. I've long since given up trying to find a logical explanation for...well, you know.
I made it through my work day and went to the store, where I bought red lace unmentionables and shotgun shells.
Because, hey, I gotta be me.
And that's just who I am.
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