Sunday, February 09, 2014
Dear Everyone Everywhere
If you see me sitting there quietly reading my book, do not--I repeat:
walk up to me and tell me to wake up.
You are not cool. You are not "cute". And honestly, if you are too blanekty-blank stupid to know the difference between reading and sleeping, you are too blankety-blank stupid for me to want to talk to anyway.
So just stop it already, before you end up with a broken nose. Or worse.
That is all.