End Of The Year Meme

I used to do this one all the time, where you go back and post the first sentence of each month.  Then I got away from it, and started doing the year in pictures.  Then I got away from that and just gave up on year in review type posts altogether.  Well, Lou posted this meme on her blog, so i thought I'd give it another go.  

January:  First day of the new year, and the first FO of the new year.

February: So, I was at work today, just getting back from lunch, when out of the blue, The Other Rod--not to be confused with Former Group Leader Rod-- stopped by my stand and asked me if I had a snake.

March:   You know you live a sad life when the highlight of your week is a trip to the dentist. 

April:  In Which Your Normally Stoic Blogger Jumps Up And Says, "Squeeee!"

May:   *I didn't intend to take so long between posts, but, well, stuff happened. 

June:   I'd meant to post this yesterday, but got so aggravated at the poor customer service from the Picapp site that, well, I just didn't get around to it.

July:   Do you remember earlier this week, that morning that I woke up early and couldn't get back to sleep? 

August:   In response to the myriad unasked questions that I'm sure everyone was thinking after yesterday's post, yes someone really did come to church like that.

September:   The bad news is, Jesse ran away.

October:   So, my big plans for the weekend were to shampoo my carpet, because yes, one of the critters puked in the middle of my living room yet again.

November:   One of my FB friends posted a link to a yarn store that was going out of business.

December:  I love the Mayhem commercials. 

So, that's it-- my year summed up in single sentences.  Anyone else want to play along?