When a real man sees a woman struggling with a heavy load, he helps her. He doesn't stand there and laugh at her.
But then, you are not now, nor have you ever been a real man, despite your constant bragging about the size of your external genitalia.
Furthermore, a real man doesn't feel the need to brag about the size of things, oh, by the way. He just keeps his mouth shut and quietly goes about the business of pleasing his woman. In more ways than one.
That is all.