Today starts Thanksgiving week, and I thought it would be nice to share some things I am thankful for. This post, however, will take a slightly different twist.
To the young man who sat in front of me in church this morning. You need to give thanks that I am not your mother, because if I were, I'd have been tearing up your butt by now. Here's why:
*Stand up during the congregational hymns (or did you not notice that EVERYONE but you was standing up?)
*Stop digging in your nose
*Cut your fingernails
*Go home and wash that nasty, greasy hair of yours
Now, some of you may think I'm being a bit harsh, but this kid appeared to be about 14 years old. Definitely old enough to know better.