Yeah, I know you think you've got the whole world figured out, but trust me, you're still young. You don't know nearly as much as you think you do. So, let me offer you a bit of advice from someone who has made a few more trips around the sun than you have.
You will not make yourself look good by trying to make me look bad. What you will actually do is to make yourself look petty and churlish. Furthermore, you will not impress that man you are trying so hard to impress with this kind of behavior.
So, just get over yourself already, ok?
That is all