If I'm not part of this department when you are planning parties, then don't be hooting and hollering about how I am part of this department when the boss is chewing you out for playing on your phone all day.
While you were over there pitching your little hissy fit, the boss was telling me, "Why should I tell you anything? You're doing your work."
That's what you don't seem to get. I'm not the pet because the boss just likes me. The boss likes me because I work. Maybe you should try it sometime.
That is all.