On dealing with difficult coworkers:
I'd been thinking it for months, I just hadn't ever said it out loud. But I had been thinking it. I thought it was just me, because I can't ever seem to get along with anybody. Then this morning, Other Coworker said, "One day [Difficult Coworker] is going to push somebody too far and they're going to snap. I'm just praying it won't be me." Other Coworker also said, "You'd think as much as [Difficult Coworker] gets beaten up, she'd figure out how to control her mouth. She'd figure out she can't talk to people that way."
Apparently, it's not just me.
Sad part is, people like that never recognize themselves as the problem. They seriously think it's the 27 other people in the department that have attitudes.
And now for some good news:
I was pretty bummed when I discovered a chip in one of my favorite mugs.
Red Sharpie to the rescue.
Now you can hardly tell it's there.
Something is eating my tomato plants, and it isn't me. I was telling someone at work about it, and she said, "It's bugs. Bugs are some sorry, lowdown creatures."
I don't know. I mean, I don't like that they are eating my tomatoes, but I wouldn't call them sorry and lowdown. They're bugs. It's what they do.
That ain't going to stop me from spraying them to death, though.
Die, you vile vermin! DIE!!!!