Monday, February 01, 2016

Dear Place Of Employment


I identify as a dragon. 


Therefore, I demand you construct a Mythological Reptile Inclusive bathroom


where dragons, wyverns, and wyrms


of all shapes, sizes, and colors


can pee in safety and comfort



free from stares, laughter, and judgement


of bigots and reptophobes.


So get right on that. 

Thank you.

That is all.

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