Monday, February 01, 2016

Dear Place Of Employment

I identify as a dragon. 

Therefore, I demand you construct a Mythological Reptile Inclusive bathroom

where dragons, wyverns, and wyrms

of all shapes, sizes, and colors

can pee in safety and comfort

free from stares, laughter, and judgement

of bigots and reptophobes.

So get right on that. 

Thank you.

That is all.

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