Dear Coworker

I certainly understand that you want to save money.  Really, I do.  

But let me ask you something.  Do you have cable TV?  Yes?  Then on behalf of all of us, please, please, please...

Please.  I'm begging you.  We're all begging you.  

Cut off your cable before you stop taking baths, with your old nasty self!

Thank you.

That is all.