Fine Martial Fiber
Chronicling the arts of my life
Saturday, February 28, 2026
Unbelievably Beautiful
Friday, February 27, 2026
I Splurged
Wednesday, February 25, 2026
Back To Normal...ish
Sunday, February 22, 2026
Fiber Fun
Friday, February 20, 2026
My Day Off
“You’re leaving?” I asked.
“I’m retiring,” she replied, “I just can’t stand it any more.”
Fast forward to yesterday. I saw her in Walmart and she was positively glowing. She looked happy, and relaxed, and somehow younger. I walked over and asked her how retirement was going, and she said, “It’s wonderful! It’s so nice not to have to go back into that place!”
She got out just in time, too. You know what we have to do now? We have to walk through a metal detector just to get into the plant.
You read that right. A bleeping METAL DETECTOR!! They say it's for safety, but it's not. I've never ever heard of a terrorist who walked into a building with his AK-47 ready to shoot the place up then said, "Oh gosh darn it all! They have a metal detector. I guess I'll just go home and repent of my wicked ways." You know, like I had to repent of the unwholesome words I uttered when I read that notice.
Nope, they just walk right on through, ignoring the little beep beep beep. Who's going to stop them? Not our unarmed security guards, that's for sure. They'll be the first ones who get shot.
Oh, and hypothetically speaking, if I were hypothetically going to bring a hypothetical weapon into the plant, I wouldn't hypothetically walk right through the front door with it during shift change... Hypothetically speaking, of course. There are hypothetical ways to get a hypothetical weapon hypothetically into the plant without...um, never mind.
Not to mention all of the things already in the plant that could be used as a hypothetical weapon should the need arise. I mean, I'd hypothetically had a whole plan already in place just in case my stalker decided to get out of hand -- with me or with anyone else. Hypothetically speaking, of course.
On the other hand, if I had been allowed to defend myself, I could have put a stop to that mess on day 1, and it would have saved a whole lot of women --and a few men-- 15 years of harassment. But no....Zero tolerance policies are just like metal detectors. They sound good on the surface, but don't really work to prevent...anything.
Anyway, since I have today off, my project for the day was to finish water sealing the raised bed I'd started on... whenever it was, I don't even remember. That's exactly what I did.
It didn't take long at all, so when I was done, I put it together. Then I said to myself, "Self, you hadn't planned on doing anything else today. Might as well get the other bed out and seal it, too."
A few moments later, and both beds are water sealed and put into place.
I'm really going to have to do something about that red clay, though. It hasn't rained in 5 days, but I was still sinking up to my ankles in that muck. I'm hoping once I can psych myself up enough to get a dirt guy out here to fix what the land scammer did to my yard, I can get him to slope things so water doesn't collect around my beds. I know you can't really see it in the photos, but it's still much higher in the middle than around the edges.
Another thing I miscalculated was how many beds would fit into this space. That area you see between the two beds is about 9" too short to put another one of the pre-fabs I've been buying.
On the other end, it won't matter, because that'll be my entrance into the garden spot, but I'll have to figure something out for this space. I've been thinking about hiring someone to build a custom bed there, but at this point, who do I trust?
I've still got two 4' x 4' beds to put together, but I want to wait until I can get a dirt guy out to level the spot a bit better before I put them out. Or maybe get all of that red clay out of there completely, if he can. When I do, that will be all for this year.
You know, it was such a beautiful day -- not too warm, not too cold, not too windy -- I decided it would be a perfect day to put a little fire in the fire pit and sit out side and read a bit.
I thought briefly about getting some hotdogs out and roasting them, but I did enough of that during the ice storm. I'm over it for a while. Instead, I just sat there and enjoyed the day. Only now I'm hungry. I guess I'd better go get me something to eat, so let me just leave you with this:
Man, have I hit the sweet spot for my bluebonnets or what? I can't wait to see them start blooming.
Wednesday, February 18, 2026
Best Laid Plans
The first daffs of the season.
Monday, February 16, 2026
Spoiler Alert!
Saturday, February 14, 2026
Endings And Beginnings
Wednesday, February 11, 2026
Wednesday Whimsey
For that 60 hour work week, we'll be paid 60 hours straight time pay, and 20 hours half time pay. So, the only thing that isn't taxable is the 20 hours half time pay. Got it? OK, let me clarify it a bit. If, hypothetically speaking, someone makes $20 per hour, he'll be paid 60 hours at $20, them 20 hours at $10 per hour. The only thing that won't be taxable is that 20 hours of $10 per hour pay. I'll still have to pay taxes on 60 hours of $20 per hour pay. Clear as mud? Yeah, the company is suggesting we hire tax professionals to make sense of it all.
I used that one to brush my teeth with. The only down side is that the radio antenna is so short it makes it pretty limited in what I can listen to. It picks up the local station just fine, but anything further away is barely audible or so staticky I can't stand to listen to it. Of course, the local station had lost power, too, so there was that...
Tuesday, February 10, 2026
Snuggly Warm
This thing is giving me a headache.
















































