One More Thing

What is it about Saturdays?  

When I have them off, they whiz by in the blink of an eye, but when I have to work, man, do they drag on and on and on.  So it was with today.  

But at long last, the day finally ended and I was able to get one more thing checked off my to-do list.  No, I'm not talking about the mountains of laundry I did.  

It's just me.  How on earth do I make so much laundry by myself?  But there it is...

Let's not talk about that, OK?  No, what I did was to get my rosemary and sage out of the planter and into some spare pots.  

There they'll stay until I can finally get my raised beds into place, which at this point might be next year.  

The next thing I had to do was dig all of the dirt out of the planter so I could move it.  The planter itself doesn't weigh very much, but the dirt -- especially when it's damp like it is now -- weighs a ton.  

Figuratively, of course, but it's still pretty heavy.  So I put all of the soil into my wheelbarrow, then moved the planter over here by the shed. 

Since that tree next door fell in the storms last Sunday, I've got a lot more sunlight in my back yard, so I have a lot more options there.   Eventually, I'll have to move this again, but it'll do OK here for now.  Next year, I'll use it for some partial shade plants -- which I'll have to research in the mean time -- but for now, I managed to get 18 of my little basil plants into their permanent home. 

 Some of them still look pretty bedraggled, but I'm hoping now that they've got more room, they'll strengthen up and grow.  

Now I just need to figure out what I'm going to do with the nine plants I still have in the pots.  And what I'm going to do with so much basil...besides make pesto, that is. 

Any ideas?    

I Thought I Was Smart

I thought I was being smart.  Turns out I wasn't. 

Yesterday, I'd noticed that my tomato plant was leaning over, pulling the stake I'd put into the pot with it.  Today at work, I had the bright idea of tying the stake to the post of my porch, which I thought would stabilize both plant and stake.  When I got home, I did just that. 

A few moments later I was back inside watching The X-Files when I heard a thump.  I looked out my front window and the entire pot had fallen over -- still tied to the porch post.  It would seem the plant has outgrown the pot I had it in. 

Fortunately, I had an empty bucket, so into it Mr. 'Mater went. 

I also got a few more stakes and used some garden twine to make a makeshift tomato cage.  Let's hope that does the trick -- and that I didn't kill Mr. 'Mater when I was re-potting him. 

That's one more thing all this rain has disrupted.  I'd hoped to have Mr. 'Mater in a raised bed along with a few companions by now.  I never figured we'd still be struggling with all this mud after all this time.  

Another thing I moved was this sunflower that a squirrel planted.

I'd originally planned on putting him here, on the West side of the house where it would get good sun...

but again, I figured the landscaper would have been done by now.  So, I put him on the East side instead. 

It may not be the best location, but it is better than that planter.  It'll get good morning sun at least. I was going to stake it, but it's got a bud on it, so I didn't figure it would get much bigger anyway.  I probably could have left it in the planter, but as you can see, I need to move it so the landscaper can finish what I want him to do. 

If I'd known he was going to spread dirt all up under there, I'd have moved it before he started.  But, I've already moved the French Tarragon into a pot, 

and tomorrow I'll move the rosemary and sage, so I can empty the planter and move it out of the way.  I'm not sure yet where I'm going to put it, but it doesn't really matter since it'll eventually end up in the garden spot anyway.  I think for now, I'm going to move some of my basil into it for the season.   

Speaking of, I don't think this little one is going to survive.  

 I think the stem might have gotten broken when the rack blew over.   I'm going to cut it and hang it to dry, so at least it will have served a purpose. 

But for now, I'm going to stop boring you with my talk of my herbs, and go get myself something to eat. 

Laters. 

What Day Is It?

What with the holiday Monday, and Jury Duty on Tuesday, then Wednesday felt like Monday, and I have no idea what day it is. 

I keep reminding myself it's Thursday, but it sure doesn't feel like it.  Just to add to the confusion, I went to the store today instead of tomorrow.  I'm trying to change my shopping day to avoid the crowds, but it's such a deeply ingrained habit, it's hard to do.  

But I went anyway because I needed some more potting soil.  Some of my little basil plants have outgrown their pots, and I wanted to make sure I have enough soil to up-pot them. 

Some of the others will need to be up-potted soon as well, and it looks like pretty much all of them have recovered from their bout with the storms Sunday night. 

By the way, it rained again this morning, and they're predicting rain for tomorrow as well.  Then we'll have a couple of days of sunshine before it rains again...on Wednesday.  Sigh...

If it doesn't stop soon, I don't know what I'm going to do, because the landscaper can't even come out and finish with the garden spot until it dries enough that he can drive his tractor thingy through the yard without leaving 6" deep ruts.  

I guess I can put together one of my raised beds out towards the back fence, then next fall when all my stuff dies back, I can move it to its permanent location.  If it's stopped raining by then, that is.  I'm telling you, if I had known it would have been so rainy this spring, I'd have never started the little seeds in the fist place.  But you know what they say about hindsight.  

In better news, I finished my great-nephew's hat.  

 It seems huge, but then I always underestimate how big babies heads are.  I still need to seam the sweater sleeves, then it'll all be done. 

Except for mailing it.  Which requires a trip to the post office. 

My favorite place. 

Yay....

Jury Duty

Well, I had me one extra day off work this Memorial Day weekend, but it wasn't for anything fun.  I had jury duty, and not just any jury duty.  I had to go to the Federal court up in Oxford.  

On the bright side, I got to sleep past 3:30 for one more day.  

Anyway, I drove up there and found the place pretty easily, but since it was Federal court, I had to go through all sorts of rigamarole just to get into the building.  As I was emptying my pockets, I quipped, "If I'd known I'd have to go through all this, I'd have left most of this stuff at home!"  

Then my boots set off the metal detectors anyway.  I hadn't even worn my steel toes, so I guess it was the eyelets.  The guy didn't make me take them off, but felt around them to make sure I wasn't hiding anything in them.  However, when I came back from lunch, the security guy who was there then did make me take them off.  He'd asked me if they'd set off the metal detectors that morning, and I said they had, so he had me put them through the x-ray thing. 

He was apologetic, explaining that they had to follow the rules.  I told him it was ok, that I'll take any excuse to get my shoes off.   "I'm just an ol' country girl," I said.   "I am too," he replied, "From Grenada county."  Suddenly, it felt like old home week. 

All that aside, this was a summons for a grand jury, which as I'm sure most of my readers know -- as opposed to my coworkers -- is the one that examines the evidence and decides if there is enough probable cause to indict someone.  

But that's no matter, because I didn't get picked anyway.  It's back to work tomorrow.   

I'd planned on coming home by way of Batesville and stopping at the Walmart there to see if they had any small animal bedding, but by the time I got there, I had such a headache that I bypassed the store and came on home.  

Where I found my new movie waiting for me. 

That was fast!  I wasn't expecting it until tomorrow.  I'll probably watch it this weekend.  I also need to watch a WWI movie, since the power outages over the Memorial Day weekend really cut down on my movie time.  

Speaking of, there are some people whose power still hasn't been restored.  The damage here was pretty widespread, so I feel lucky that mine came back on so quickly.  I was driving home from Oxford and coming down 51 North -- for you local folks, between Hwy 7 and the Geeslin Corner area-- and some places looked like a tornado had hit it. 

We always tend to down play the damage straight line winds can do, but they can be as destructive as a tornado.  Underestimate them at your peril.

On that happy note, I think I'll go take me a hot shower and relax in front of the TV for the rest of the day. 

Laters. 

P.S.  Season 5 of The Chosen hits Prime June 15th!  I'm already counting down the days. 

All Heck

Right after I posted yesterday, I settled in to watch the National Memorial Day Concert on PBS, as is my tradition.   They hadn't even finished singing the National Anthem when all heck broke loose. 

Here, not in DC, I mean.  That wind hit so hard, it knocked my tomato and pepper plants clean over.  I went outside to get them and put them into the carport where they'd be a bit more sheltered, and while I was out there, I took my flag down because it was whipping so hard I thought the pole might bend or break.  

I'd no sooner gotten the flag inside when I heard a crash.  I ran back outside and the baker's rack with all of my basil seedlings had tumped over.  I brought the rack into the carport and carefully got all of the little plants moved into the carport, not even worrying about the trays at the time.  I was just putting them anywhere I could to get them out of the wind.  

I had to take a couple of breaks myself to stay under shelter, because I thought that wind was going to blow me away.  I finally got them all moved, and by that time, the power was out. 

I tried to watch the concert anyway, on my phone, but the signal kept locking up, so I finally gave up and went to bed, reasoning that there was nothing more I could do until morning anyway, because it was so dark I couldn't see. 

I finally gave up and went to bed, but didn't sleep well because I didn't want to shut the bedroom door for fear it would get too stuffy in there.  Therefore, I couldn't keep the cat out, and she kept me up pretty much all night.  

When I got up this morning, the power was still out, but I was able to walk around and do a damage assessment.   My tomato and pepper plants seem fine, but my poor little basil took a beating.  

Even if I lose a few, I'll still have enough to put into my herb gardens.  

I walked around my yard and for the most part, all I got was little twiggy stuff down everywhere. 

Then I walked around the corner and the house next door wasn't nearly so lucky.  

The huge old oak tree that was at the very back of their property had finally fallen over and at least part of it landed on the house. 

 The good news is, the house is empty and is for sale right now, so nobody was hurt.  

I called the number on the for sale sign and when the realtor answered, I told her who I was, that I live next door to this house she has listed and said, "You have a little problem over here."   I told her about the tree, she thanked me for letting her know, and I got tired of sitting in the dark, so I got into my car and drove around a little bit, mainly so I could charge my phone up a bit.  

I'm telling you, there were trees and limbs down everywhere.  Mostly limbs, but a few whole trees down.  The roads were already clear by that time, though, so I didn't have any problem driving out to the lake, then to the gas station.   

I came back home and was just sitting in my car, scrolling through Facebook when I looked up and saw my kitchen light was on.  Yay!  I had electricity!  I ran inside and found the National Memorial Day concert on YouTube and was finally able to watch it. 

Shortly after that, someone came out to look at the house next door, and not too much later, some men arrived with chainsaws and cut away the parts of the tree that were on the roof.  There's still a lot of cleaning up to do, but at least they got that much done.  Now they'll be able to see if there was any damage to the house. 

While all of that was going on, I watched Taking Chance, and was just settling in to watch We Were Soldiers when the power went out again.  I wasn't too worried this time, as I figured they'd shut it off to make repairs to a branch a little further up the circuit, and sure enough, it was back on in right about two hours, and I am so over this rain. 

I have a rain gauge app called Raindrop, and according to that, we're more than 7" above our YTD average for rainfall.  I'm ready to be done, but guess what?  

Next week starts hurricane season.  

The fun just never ends...

In the midst of all of that chaos, we did not forget to take a moment to remember those who gave their last full measure of devotion in service of their country. 

We never will. 

Finished Object

Just a quick post while I'm waiting for the National Memorial Day concert to start on PBS.  Not much else has been going on today except for watching movies and knitting.  

I started with my WWII movie, Memphis Belle -- the one with Matthew Modine, and a whole host of other stars that were big in the '90s.  

Then I watched Pork Chop Hill for my Korean Conflict movie. 

I wanted to watch Glory as my Civil War movie, but it's not available on any of the multitude of streaming services I have, so that was a bust.  Then I decided to watch Shenandoah with Jimmy Stewart, but it also isn't available on any of my streaming services.  I'd also thought about The Free State Of Jones, but again, not available on any of my services.  BTW, my cousin Richard was an extra in that movie, and has actually found himself in one scene. 

Oh well, there are a few options on Tubi I can watch, and in the meantime, I've ordered the Blu-Ray of Glory, so I'll be ready for next year. 

While all of that was going on, I finished a second charity hat. 

 This yarn is an absolute dream to work with -- especially for Red Heart.  I'm definitely going to buy more of it in the future. But for now, I need to take a break from knitting charity hats and whip out a quick baby hat for my great nephew. 

Then I'll need to seam the sleeves on his sweater and sew the buttons on and it'll be done.  I guess I'd better get to it, then. 

Dang It!

I'd made myself a whole list of things I was going to do on my weekend off, and the first thing on that list was to sleep past 3:30 AM

The first thing I did not do was sleep past 3:30 AM.  

I'd shut the alarm on my clock radio -- yes, I still have one-- off, but don't usually fool with the one on my  phone, so when it went off, I quickly silenced it, then laid back down in the bed to try to go back to sleep.  Alas, the cat had heard the alarm and knew that meant to come stand outside my bedroom door and yowl until I got up.  

So, up at 3:30 I got.  I answered nature, let the cat in, then got back into bed once more, whereupon the cat proceeded to walk all over my head, knead on all of the pillows, jump down and sharpen her claws on the carpet, then jump back onto the bed and knock everything off of my nightstand.  

And I was left wondering where that sweet snuggly little kitty from a few weeks ago went. 

Shortly after 4:00, I gave up and got up.  I fed the cat, made some coffee, and settled in to get my to-do list done.  

OK, truth is, I knew it was supposed to rain all weekend, and indeed early this afternoon, the sky got so dark I thought it was night, so I didn't have too many plans on my list.  I did want to start cleaning snake tanks, but when our local Walmart remodeled, they decided they would no longer carry small animal bedding.  I have enough to do maybe two tanks, but I'll have to order some to do the rest.  

I keep saying I'm going to go to Tractor Supply to see if they have any, but so far, I haven't made it out that way. 

What I did instead was watch a lot of TV and finish the hat I was working on. 

I like the way the yarn knit up, and it's surprisingly soft for Red Heart -- and I haven't even washed it yet.  

As soon as I finished, I cast on a hat with the second colorway I'd bought, Rainbow.  Appropriate for a day like today, eh?  Alas, I hadn't even finished casting on when I discovered a knot in the yarn. 

Since it was so close to the beginning, I just cut it off and started over, tossing the little bit of yarn I'd already used into the trash.  

This time, I just used a simple knitted on cast-on instead of the Chinese Waitress.  Honestly, I don't know why this cast on isn't more popular.  It's simple, stretchy, and easy to do.  As of this writing, I've gotten the ribbing done and as soon as I've published, I'll switch to stockinette for the body. 

I'm liking this colorway, too.  I might just have to do more hats from this yarn. 

And finally, the man came and spread the dirt just yesterday, and the fire ants have already built a bed in it. 

 Man, I hate those little buggers.  As soon as everything has settled down a bit, I'm going to put the fire ant barrier granule things out.  

All over the yard. 

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get over my disappointment that the series Atlantis ended in a cliffhanger.  There was obviously intended to be a third season, but for some reason it never got made.  Funding must have gotten yanked.  It's BBC after all, shows made at taxpayer expense...

The Skinny

I got the skinny on what went on with Stalker yesterday.   We asked two different people at two different times, and their stories corroborated, so I think it's pretty close to the real deal. 

So, what happened was that the first argument between the two machine operators was a totally separate incident and not related to what happened with Stalker at all.  What happened with Stalker was that he went over to the hairpin building -- where he really has no business being in the first place -- and told Hairpin Supervisor, "You need to clean up in here, and you need to do it now."  

Hairpin Supervisor turned around and said, "Who the **** do you think you are?"  That's what they fired him for -- cussing at Stalker.  He wasn't wrong, though.  Stalker had no business going over there and trying to order him around.  And we're all wondering why no one in management seems to be able to see him for who he really is. 

I'm thoroughly convinced at this point that he could throw a woman down in the floor and rape her right there in the middle of the plant, and HRH would fire the woman for trying to fight him off. 

In other, better, news, the landscaper was finally able to come finish spreading the dirt today.  

Yay!  He said he wants to see how much it compacts during the next round of storms, which is supposed to start tomorrow, then he'll come out and do some touch up work.  I hope that will include filling in these ruts in my front yard. 

Well, we'll have to see what it all looks like after the rains have passed.   To be honest, I'm kind of regretting hiring this kid, but he was the only one who actually showed up.  Maybe it'll be all right once he's done with the touchups and stuff. 

I won't hire him again, though.  

At least I'll finally be able to start getting my raised beds in place.  After the next round of storms, I mean. 

Nice

 It would seem our favorite stalker is at it again.  

Now, first, a disclaimer.  What you are about to read has been pieced together from different stories taken from different sources.  I have no idea how much of it is actually true, since I can't really verify any of it.  Just consider it all basically a rumor. 

Anyway, what happened was over in the hairpin building, two of the machine operators got into an argument or something. It got to the point that the hairpin supervisor felt the need to get involved.  For some reason, Stalker was over there in the hairpin building where he had absolutely no business being, and he decided he needed to get involved, too.  The hairpin supervisor took exception to that, and he and Stalker got into it with each other. 

I don't know all of the gory details, but at least one of the machine operators got suspended, the hairpin supervisor got fired, and Stalker didn't get so much as a slap on the wrist -- as usual. 

But wait, there's more!  Today I found out that the very first brazing trainer -- the guy who has been doing the job since before Stalker even got hired -- has been demoted and put back onto the test tank.  First, someone said Supervisor Apollo had taken his job away, but as soon as I heard that, I thought, "I'll bet Stalker had something to do with that."  

Sure enough, Stalker had taken a photo of the first trainer and took it up to HR, probably telling them a bunch of lies if I know him.   That's why they took his job away, because Stalker is so power hungry, he's going to absolutely bulldoze anyone he perceives to be in the way of his lust for power. 

And those of us who know him are wondering how in the world do they not see him for who he really is?  It's like they have scales over their eyes.  I mean, he got kicked out of prototype because he got into it with someone there.  Since he's been back on the floor, there has been a steady stream of women going up to HR to complain about his harassment because he's a pervert and a sexual predator. And now this...

How does he keep getting a pass?  

Like I always say, if one person has a problem with 15 different people, I'd be looking at the one person, not the 15.  

In other news, the landscaper did come out and look around yesterday evening.  He said the yard was pretty dry and he'd try to come out this evening and get a little done, but I told him just go ahead and wait until Friday.  Give the yard one more day to dry out.   He also told me that when he'd come Tuesday, the yard was still so soft he felt like he was doing more harm than good, which is why he stopped for the day. 

He said he was really stressing about not getting it done, but I told him, "Don't even go there!  You can't control the weather, and when I called you, I had no idea it would be the rainiest spring in the whole history of ever!"  Which is a slight exaggeration, but it sure feels like it. 

I assured him that it was always going to be a multi year project -- the raised bed garden, I mean, but he said he wants to see pictures when I'm done.   And I kind of felt like I need to apologize for doubting him.  

In knitting news, the hat is progressing nicely, and I'm liking the way this yarn is knitting up. 

And finally, how cute is this?

I do want a fairy garden, but probably not like this.  I'm thinking about a multi -layer flower bed so that it looks like a hill, with a cottage at the top, and a stone pathway lined with mushrooms and native flowers all around. 

The problem is, I know what I like.  I just don't have sense enough to make it look like that. 

So, with that in mind, I'm off to google ideas. 

Laters. 

Good News

I didn't blog last night.  Sorry, you got pre-empted because I decided to spent the evening with Ryan and Matt.  

The good news is, the severe weather stayed well to the north of me, and all I got here in the Fine Martial household was one brief shower.  Not even enough to wet the dust.  With that in mind, when I got home this afternoon, I checked the front yard, and it felt dry enough, so I mowed. 

It was way past time.  If you can see the neighbor's yard in the back of the photo, that's what mine looked like, too.  Of course, the hardest part was getting my stupid lawnmower to start.  I really need to get that thing fixed, or toss it and buy a new one.  Eh, the part I need isn't that expensive.  I'll order one and try to replace it before I buy a whole new lawnmower. 

On a similar note, the landscaper came out yesterday and started spreading the dirt. 

He didn't get very far before he quit for the day. 

He said he was going to come back today and work some more, but he didn't show.  At this point, I'm starting to wonder if  a) he even knows what he's doing, and b) if I'm getting ripped off again.  I'm going to give him a few more days, and hope he finishes the job.  Maybe he will, especially since I haven't paid him yet!  

We're supposed to have a few more days of dry weather before the next round of storms moves in on Saturday.  Speaking of, we have Saturday off!  Woo Hoo! 

Anyway, I moved my banana pepper to the front porch beside the tomato plant. 

It'll get good sun there, and will be protected from the driving rain -- which I hope we're about done with for a while.   I mean, I really hope so that the landscaper can finish the garden spot at least.   My little basil are getting mighty big. 

On a not so good note, the ants finally figured out how to climb down the yarn I'd hung the feeder with and get into the hummingbird nectar, so I did what any red blooded American would do.  I hopped on to Amazon and ordered some new ant moats. 

I'll just toss the ant moat that came with the feeder and be done with it.  I meant to show you this the other day.  It's the hanging loop that cracked. 

Since I had ordered these in a two pack, I put a zip tie on the second feeder,   

hoping spreading the weight over a larger surface will make the loop last longer, instead of that metal hook cutting through it like it does.  But even if it does break, I'll just tie some more yarn and hang it from one of my new ant moats. 

In the Can This Scam Be Any More Obvious department, if you really are an exclusive headhunter, why do you have three different e-mail addresses?  

I'm sure by now you've heard of President Biden's cancer diagnosis, and as you may expect, the koo koo bird conspiracy theorists are already coming up with the most outlandish nonsense.  

The sad part is, there are people who actually believe this nonsense.  Alas, they are so brainwashed -- read: desperate to be relevant -- you can't blast these kinds of beliefs out of their brains with dynamite. 

More good news, while I was typing out this post, the landscaper messaged me letting me know he wanted to stop by here in a little bit to see what the rain did.  Since we barely got any here, I think he'll be pleased. 

I hope so.  I know he's ready to get this monkey off his back, too. 

Dirt!

I came home from work with a ripping headache, so this will be short.  Oh, I don't think anything is wrong.  It's just all the changes in weather and pressure and all of that.  Not to mention the pollen and junk floating around in the air.  

I wasn't going to post, but I had to show you what got delivered today.  Dirt!  I've got dirt!

He said he's going to come out tomorrow and spread as much of it as he can before the next round of storms comes through, which will be late tomorrow afternoon and into the overnight.  He's using that gool old southern red clay dirt so it won't shift as much with the rains.  

Speaking of storms, the Sommerset-London tornado that hit Kentucky a couple of days ago left quite a scar on the ground. 

But as I was saying,  I've been so ready to get this yard fixed for so long, but there didn't seem to be any  point as long as the county was digging out the ditches two or three times per year.  Then the next time it rained, without the root structure of the grass to hold the dirt in place, half my yard would slide down into the ditch.  I guess they don't teach erosion in Mississippi schools. 

Anyway, now that they are no longer doing that, I feel I can finally get my front yard fixed. Not to mention my garden spot.  Look here!  My baby mater has a little brother! 

And I've got a baby banana pepper, too. 

I'm not actually sure this is even a sweet banana pepper.  I mean, that's what it was labeled as in the garden center, but it doesn't look like the ones I grew last year.  I guess we'll see.  

And finally, I cast on a new charity hat.  

 Yes, the picture is sideways, but I'm not going to fix it, so just turn your phone -- or your head.  The yarn is the Red Heart Bitty Stripes, in the colorway crayon box.

 

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a headache to nurse. 

Finished!

It's finally finished...well, almost.  

I still have to seam the sleeves, weave the ends in, and sew on the buttons, but other than that, it's finished, finally.   And yes, it did take a whole lot longer than five hours!  Now I just have to knit a matching hat up really quickly, and it'll be ready to wash and send.  I think I'll include some money, too, so they can buy diapers -- never have too many diapers -- or whatever they need.  

In a little not so good news, we're back to square one with the landscaper.  After heavy storms today and yesterday, my yard is once again a sodden mess.  Even the ruts he left in my back yard have filled up.  

We'll have more storms on Tuesday, then a few days of dry weather until we do it all over again next weekend.  Sigh...at this point, it looks like it's going to be July until he can get the job done.  I haven't even been able to mow but once this year, because there's been standing water in my front yard pretty much all spring. 

At least we haven't had any tornadoes, though there was a warning issued for the two counties just south of us.  From what I've heard, it was radar indicated, but no actual funnel cloud touched down.  We did have some pretty strong winds and heavy rain, so much so, I brought the plants in from the back porch until it had passed.  

But anyway,  if it comes down to it, I guess I can put one of my raised beds together and put it somewhere for the season, then move it next year.  The only thing I'll need it for is the basil, as everything else is settled where it is.  

By the way, when I was in Walmart Friday, I picked up a roll of that plastic chicken wire stuff.  

I'm going to try to put it down in my raised beds and planters to stop whatever is digging in them.  A little mulch on top, and you'll never know it's there.   

And look at this!    

I gots me a baby mater!  It won't be long now until I have my first homegrown mater sammich.  

And finally, I bought the cat a toy that squawks like a chicken when she bats it around. 

 I am now regretting that I bought the cat a toy that squawks like a chicken when she bats it around. 

And there is no off button.  

Anywhere.

Believe me, I've looked.