Dear Place Of Employment

 You know, I'm not quite sure which is more disturbing.

The fact that you expect your employees to work for 7 hours straight with nothing to eat or drink

or

The fact that you seem to think it's ok to expect your employees to work for 7 hours straight with nothing to eat or drink.

or 

The fact that you seem to think it's ok to expect your employees to work for 7 hours straight with nothing to eat or drink, but you can't seem to figure out why no one wants to work for you. 

Well, I'll tell you one thing, you'd better figure it out soon.  You think it's tough to find employees now?  Just wait until Milwaukee Tools opens.  

Then you'll really be in a fix. 

Thank you.

That is all.