Lesson For The Day

If your dog asks to go outside, and you don't let him out because you just let him in,

and your dog asks again to go outside and you don't let him out because he's got food in his bowl and go eat and quit pestering me,

and your dog asks again to go outside and you don't let him out because you're tired and aren't going to get out of the chair until time to go to bed,

then it's your own dadgum fault when he poops in the middle of the living room floor.

You should have gotten your lazy butt out of the chair and him out.