Sunday, February 09, 2014

Dear Everyone Everywhere



If you see me sitting there quietly reading my book, do not--I repeat:   

do not

walk up to me and tell me to wake up.

You are not cool.  You are not "cute".  And honestly, if you are too blanekty-blank stupid to know the difference between reading and sleeping, you are too blankety-blank stupid for me to want to talk to anyway.

So just stop it already, before you end up with a broken nose.  Or worse.

Seriously.

Thank you,

That is all.


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